The Goodest Girls RPG

Earn real treats for stupid human tricks! 

Welcome to The Goodest Girls - a zany, diceless story game about senior shelter animals living their very best lives together!

Inspired by beloved 1980s sitcoms like The Golden Girls, this replayable, single-session, shared-GM TTRPG for 2–6 players invites you to step into the paws of a tight-knit group of senior animals at Shady Pines Shelter.

Collaborate to create the sitcom world of Shady Pines and its paw-some residents.
Earn real treats for your goofy antics as you relive hilarious flashbacks and heartfelt moments from your shared adventures.

Choose from four delightful playbooks, each inspired by a classic Golden Girls archetype:
The Sophisticate - arrogant, sarcastic, and secretly soft.
The Vamp - vain, charming, and full of flair.
The Fool - naive, quirky, and endlessly lovable.
The Sage - tough, wise-cracking, and full of heart.

Each playbook comes packed with unique narrative lures and character behaviors that help you earn more treats during play!

Set in the same universe as Brigitte Winter’s 2024 CRIT Award–winning Psychic Trash Detectives, this stand-alone game features charming illustrations by Ava Eerie.

So grab your favorite people (and your favorite snacks!) and dive into the angst, antics, and adorable drama of day-to-day life at Shady Pines!