Ninja Borg RPG

NINJA BORG! 

The game that inspired Johan Nohr to threaten legal action!
The game Brain Yaksha called “John Waters on an ether frolic.”

THE MOST AWESOME RPG EXPERIENCE IN HISTORY 

NINJA BORG delivers the ultimate ninja experience not just any ninja experience, but one built on early 2000s memes and ’80s action movie glory, intentionally ditching any hint of “accuracy.”

In short: the authentic ninja experience.
Does this get you FREAKIN’ PUMPED?
Then you need NINJA BORG - the greatest ninja RPG ever made, and therefore, the most badass RPG to ever exist.

NOT YOUR SWEDISH GRANDPA’S BORG 

Forget the MÖRK BORG Third Party License - this beast runs on the Real Fuckin’ Simple System (RFSS), published under the NINJA BORG First-Party License of Awesome!

Don’t worry it’s still familiar, just way easier.
And yes, our conversion guide makes all your old BORG content totally usable in NINJA BORG!

WHAT'S INSIDE? 

• Quick and easy rules for making your ninja and immediately stabbing and chopping heads

• More d20 tables than you can shake a ninja sword at - for stuff like:

  • Badass ninja weapons (swords, laser bo staffs, tigers)

  • Sweet ninja swag (smoke bombs, motorcycles, taco platters)

  • Mystical ninja powers (fly, terrify enemies, summon ghost ninjas)

  • Over 2 billion ninja names

  • 94 trillion backstories

  • Epic ninja catchphrases for those pre-decapitation one-liners

  • 100 septillion ninja missions so you’ll never be bored

• Douchebag enemies like bears, mullet cowboys, and Space Dracula
• Awesome allies like hot babes, hippos, and T-rexes
• A conversion guide to ninja-fy your Borg stuff
• A boner-popping intro mission:

O Ninja! My Ninja! Destroy All Ninjas: All-Out-Attack Ninja Termination Apocalypse of Final Ninja Doom

WHAT TO EXPECT

This isn’t the game to find crunch
it’s the game that makes beer shoot out your friends’ noses from laughing too hard.
(And by beer, we mean Everclear.)

Requires a Motherfuckin’ Ninja Master (GM) and any number of ninjas (3–4 works best).

DISCLAIMER 

NINJA BORG makes frequent references to hot babes and boners.
Hot babes can be anyone - male, female, enby, cis, queer, ace - because a ninja’s biggest erogenous zone is the mind.
Anyone can pop a boner (metaphorical or otherwise).
It’s about the spirit - riding a T. rex, ramping Jay Leno’s Ferrari, or cannonballing into a waterfall hot tub.

True ninjas accept everyone, and our combined boner power fuels the eternal battle against hatred, fascism, and pirates.

UNDERNEATH THE CHAOS

Beneath all the jokes and explosions, NINJA BORG is an antifascist, anticapitalist love letter to goofy ninja movies of the past.

So grab your sword, flip out, wail on your guitar,
and chop off twenty-five or twenty-six heads.